magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

(via sextnoise)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via trustflaws)

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: holybae, via sextnoise)